Dear Ella,
Curfew/lights out is at 8:30...no wild parties in your crib at 2:30 AM are allowed...if you awake in the middle of the night, please keep it to a low hum using your inside voice. Squealing is unacceptable at this hour. Violations will be noted and result in some type of embarrassment in front of your friends when you are 13.

Love,
Mommmy and Daddy

Ella, this is not the Ritz, we do not usually change the sheets every day here. Please keep it in your diaper. Thanks,
Mom & Dad